magic hydrants

Had a good laugh over this post that is doing the rounds and just had to share it with you all.

Christmas Carols for the psychiatrically challenged:
Schizophrenic --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Amnesiac --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Passive-Aggressive Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...
Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't leave My House
Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

Greg Tannen Lucky This Time mp3

Born in Australia, raised in Toronto and New York, briefly a resident in Colorado, Ohio, and North Carolina, Greg Tannen is the son of an amateur jazz pianist and the grandson of a magician. You can download a load of mp3s from his website..a real find...check it out
He recently won the John Lennon Songwriting award in New York with 'Vegas Baby'

Bonus Ball just because it's Friday and I am in a good mood.

Stephen Bruton Teach me how to Stay mp3