german guns whip axels

What do you laugh at??? Seemingly this is the joke which received the highest global rating - submitted by 31-year-old psychiatrist Gurpal Gosall from Manchester - "Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
"The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’ The operator says: ‘Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’
"There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: ‘OK, now what?’"
I did think it was indeed funny, but I also liked this one that seemingly appeals to folks from Ireland, the UK, Australia and New Zealand . Patient: "Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I’ve got some cream for that!"
Talking of guns howzabout an classic from way back in 1999 when ,gibson and marshall were peices of kit rather than kids names.
Guns and Roses Sweet Child of Mine mp3
I do like this band and having just come back from a week in Germany and driving fast down the autobahn somehow a clutch of Hank and Willie just didn't cut it...and of course this lot sounded fantastic.
Bonus Ball has to be this headcrushing earbursting slice of pure metal
The Scorpions Love you like a Hurricane mp3